Clearing Some Misconceptions

Okay, I really feel like people are getting the wrong idea about my (semi)dysfunctional family.
My aunt isn't some crazy food Nazi who runs around and calls me fat, she's just super high strung and she doesn't really know how sensitive I am about certain thing.
My cousin? The two of us are actually really close, but when we fight, it really gets to me. That's why you always get bad vibes from what I post, it's normal for the two of us to be cool, but when we fight, it becomes an issue.
Changing the subject, I noticed the other day that I could see a rolls when I sat down. I was so mad! I was like, "What the f**k?"
I have absolutely no idea when that started happening. So I had to get rid of that super fast. No food so far, and I want to stay like that for at least the rest of the day. We all know how that ends though.
And sweet baby Jesus, there is the most gorgeous boy in my French class. He has the most adorable Spanish accent. He says something to me and I'm can't even focus.
Typical Conversation:
Him, "Do you have a pencil?"
Me, "EIYHVHSJAOCNZMCHFIW!"
It's so embarrassing. As usual, however, he doesn't even know I exist. But, mark my words, he will. Is it creepy? I don't care! He's too cute for me to care.
Anyways, I'm going to try to get to Friday without going over 1000. 3 more days, I got this (no I don't).
Crazy happy,
Minty.